C-Beats

Only once, though it is only so I can till the field and water his gardens.

They need time to contemplate. there could be serious ramifications in giving this new and unproven individual so much power! What if he turns out to be some ego driven tyrant drunk with his newly acquired power? They would forever be known for helping this horrible person rise to power! What if he turns out to be some enlightened kindhearted soul sent to re-leave them of what ever ails their Launchbox related woes, and when given the chance you simply asked, "Do you like games?". This is a task to be approached cautiously and carefully. One does not proceed haphazardly when approached with such a dilemma...

*readies the holy water*

SOOOoooo it is a LITTLE awkward being the new developer and having the forum title of "1-Bit Wonder" and APPARENTLY @Jason Carr doesn't have a magic "Make me awesome" command built into the back-end (or is just hazing the new guy) and claims I must EARN a more appropriate title. In an effort to correct this injustice I have created this thread. Together we can help me don my proper title of "128-Bit Self Aware"! "How can this ONE thread do ALL of this?" you may ask. Some may even say, "Count me in! How can I help?" It is simple. You (yes YOU) hiding in your cave of curiosity, simply come forth and ask a question of the new guy. I will respond, I MAY even be truthful. As we do this my forum cred will grow and SOON I will have the title I deserve! Edit: Thanks to your efforts I have reached "Rank 4 - Adder"! We cannot however rest on our new found laurels. We must press on! We cannot stop until I have claimed the title rightfully mine! Edit2: AH HA! I am beginning to feel the effects of your efforts, my power is growing! I have obtained the title, " 8-Bit Processor". As grand as this accomplishment it is merely a stepping stone in my path, ONWARD!

*Insert quirky/funny anecdote or story about my arrival*

Thanks all.