Jason Carr said
Now THAT I can afford!
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Hey, Jason, I don't suppose you're feeling generous enough to buy me one, too, since you can afford 'em? Christmas spirit, cheer, and all that... (I want a different color, though).
I'll send you a Gift Certificate to Taco Bell (or an equal, quality establishment of exquisite cuisine), in exchange, of course. Such as something like this (currently available at Chili's, BTW)! I might go soon, myself!
[Ah, crap. I'm goin' out to dinner (if bar-food at a Brewery counts as that) and a small play this evening, and it's snowin' quite a bit.]